To do list for domination

  • Take over the world

Sunday, 3 July 2011

A little note from your lord and master

I had a major shock today, the world does not resolve around my little house. In fact out behind it there is a whole bigger world. Today Humans and felines, I went... OUTSIDE. I don’t mind telling you all that I was in fact quite scared, there is so much stuff out there and sooo many new smells. I have to say I was momentarily alarmed.
Though it has given my ‘World domination’ plan a little bit of reassessing to think about, for instance it’s going to have to be bigger. I WILL have everyone in this vast world cower and my paws.

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