Terrible behaviour on behalf of the humans!

They have started locking me in the kitchen! It’s terrible I tell you. Apparently I have forced them to this because I won’t leave them alone while they eat, apparently I make it impossible. It’s shocking; it really is. Locking someone of my cuteness and magnificence in a kitchen! Okay, I suppose they give me some milk in a bowl which I have to say is just divine! But it is really not the point and I will not stand for it any longer.

I plan to start a protest, I will make it impossible for them too to catch me, and if and I doubt it they will catch me, I will defend myself with what ever means possible. I plan to get the lady dog on my side also. She also seems to be in the same opinion as me, that they should share every piece of food with us. I mean I would quite happily share some of my food with them, they’ve just never have asked. I can tell you now though humans, this will not be tolerated!!

Pratical Joke!

What you sniffing at?

Today is a good day! I managed to play an awfully amusing joke on the humans! I let the prickly thing which I believe is called a hedgehog? (Stupid name if you ask me) escape! Ohh my dears it was so effortless! I just knocked over the little fence and waited for the cries of “the hedgehog has escaped” to fill my gorgeous ears. I didn’t have to wait long. The humans were in such a panic! Oh it was so funny! They nearly destroyed the house looking for the little thing. Everyone was in crisis mode. I just sat back and watched the drama unfold. It was delicious!

It took them two days to come across the thing. The dense idiot had hid himself in one of the bags of clothes in the back bedroom. Ohh how I laughed! I mean how stupid can you get? Hide yourself in a bag of clothes?? Why not just make a run for it too freedom? Or at least hide some place nicer! Geeezzz if I was that prickly thing I would of built a whole new house under the floor boards! I’d take over the house from the inside. But of course not every animal can be as educated and brilliant as me.

Hello Humans

Hello humans, my name is Kit. You may call me Mr Kit. I am a very intelligent kitten, well I must be right I am after all using a keyboard!!

My reason for starting this blog is to let you all know about my progress with world domination. Its going to be easy. I figure this for the simple reason as all other life forms that I have encountered are just plain dull. My owners for instance, they have no idea what so ever that I am running an evil operation right under their very noses. They just give me food and tell me how cute I am, and lets admit it people I am awfully cute. But deadly never forget that!